have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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