so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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