i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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