Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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