He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I don't deserve a penis
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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