I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Damn victory sex feels great
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