i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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