bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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