do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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