Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
