so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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