Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He has the fingertips of a God
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