I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
where are you?
Hypothermia
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize