the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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