Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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