he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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