You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
