Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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