i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
this boner is exhausting
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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