Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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