She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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