i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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