I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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