I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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