I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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