How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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