The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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