Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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