my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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