just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Randomize
