This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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