I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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