My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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