Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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