I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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