there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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