Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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