just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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