thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
