Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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