if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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