i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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