I molested 6 butterflies tonight
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So much Jack, so little girl.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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