Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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