All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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