please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Me too!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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