Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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