Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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