so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Even my vagina gasped.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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