Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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