Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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