I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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