you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
third nipple confirmed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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