was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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