I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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