She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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